Jesus and the seven archangels sit around a table in a boardroom in Heaven.
JESUS: Thank you all for coming. And please, help yourself to a Krispy Kreme. I insist!
GABRIEL: Hey everyone, don’t let Jesus touch your donut, …
So now that I’m FINALLY done reviewing Ryan Adams, an endeavor I began way the hell back in October 2011 when I first started my Whiskeytown page, I thought I’d – oh SHIT I forgot to review all …
Happy Super Bowl Sunday everyone! Put on your best Ray Lewis Cryface and take a gander at this week’s Five Random Top Fives!
Top 5 Sports Pundits I Have Audibly Groaned at Today Over the First Seven Hours of Super …
Hey, everybody. Apologies for the sporadic updates of late. It was the holidays, and now I’m busy at work, and blah blah blah. You know how it is. I’ll be back to posting semi-frequent reviews of a bunch of Ryan …
Former Wisconsin Senator Russ Feingold was a progressive champion on Capitol Hill for eighteen years before being ousted in the 2010 Tea Party election. His accomplishments while in office are numerous and monumental, from co-authoring the 2002 McCain-Feingold Act, which …
Andrew Sullivan
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Well, the (totally boring and anti-climactic) World Series is over, and Hot Stove season has officially begun for the MLB. You know what that means! Thousands of hack sportswriters bombarding the print, television, radio, and digital worlds with their hack …
This is it. This is the end of the world. This is worse than the hurricane. This is what the Mayans prophesied would happen in 2012.
I have no words.
Disney Buys Lucasfilm; Eyes Release Of ‘Star Wars: Episode 7’ …
Nobody gives a shit about new Rolling Stones material at this point, so when they released “Doom And Gloom”–one of two new songs from their 287th greatest hits collection, the bizarrely-titled GRRR!!–as a single yesterday, it’s clear that when …
The two clutch HR performance by Yul Brynner, erm, I mean, Raul Ibanez tonight in Game 3 of the ALDS against the Orioles should rank up there with Don Larsen’s perfect game in the 1956 World Series and Reggie Jackson’s …