Five Random Top Fives

Happy Super Bowl Sunday everyone! Put on your best Ray Lewis Cryface and take a gander at this week’s Five Random Top Fives!

Top 5 Sports Pundits I Have Audibly Groaned at Today Over the First Seven Hours of Super Bowl Pre-Game Coverage

1. Chris Berman
2. John Gruden
3. Steve Young
4. Dan Marino
5. Trent Dilfer

 

Top 5 Worst Beatles Songs

1. Mr. Moonlight
2. The Long And Winding Road
3. Good Night
4. A Taste Of Honey
5. You Know My Name (Look Up The Number)

 

Top 5 Most Annoying Artists Who Wish They Were Bruce Springsteen

1. Billy Joel
2. Bon Jovi
3. The Killers
4. The Gaslight Anthem
5. John Mellencamp

 

Top 5 Hottest British Actresses

1. Kate Winslet
2. Emma Watson
3. Emily Blunt
4. Rachel Weisz
5. Mick Jagger

 

Top 5 Most Sexually Suggestive Sports Terms

1. Tight End
2. Header
3. Worm Burner
4. Dribble penetration
5. Trent Dilfer

 



2 Comments

  1. Name *Robin wrote:

    A TASTE OF HONEY, although recorded by The Beatles, was not written by them. It was written for a British play (and later movie) in the early 60’s. Originally, it was just an instrumental track and later when lyrics were added, was recorded by many singers of that era, including The Beatles. FYI…..

  2. victoid wrote:

    The suggestive sports terms always call to mind the receiving corps:
    Yes indeedy, Tight end begins the downhill plunge. But wait there’s more!
    Wide Receiver, Split End, Slot Back, Defensive End, Wedge Buster