Oh sweet jesus kill me now
This is it. This is the end of the world. This is worse than the hurricane. This is what the Mayans prophesied would happen in 2012.
I have no words.
Disney Buys Lucasfilm; Eyes Release Of ‘Star Wars: Episode 7’ For 2015
This is it. This is the end of the world. This is worse than the hurricane. This is what the Mayans prophesied would happen in 2012.
I have no words.
Disney Buys Lucasfilm; Eyes Release Of ‘Star Wars: Episode 7’ For 2015
The current favorite treatment for Episode 7 opens with a disheveled and drunken Han Solo kidnapping Cinderella and delivering her to Planet Wookie where all the females have succumbed to an interstellar virus released by rump elements of the Empire. She falls in love with Chewbacca. They wed. The pregnant Cindy and baby Wookie dolls hit the shelves in time for Christmas 2015.