The Best Music of 2015!

Hey guess what! Still alive! Maybe someday I’ll finish reviewing Arcade Fire and… other stuff, I guess. But for now, for posterity’s sake, I present you with my list of the Top 20 Albums and Singles of 2015! I …

My new EP

Hey everybody! Are you ready to ROCK?

Well, that’s unfortunate.

Seriously though, I’ve been working on a new full length LP, but it’s taking a while. And since I know my thousands of fans out there are just clamoring for …

My new album

SEE! The exciting/horribly amateurish sounding new album by the Frontier, Engine 611!

HEAR! Topics sung about that include, but are not limited to, my maternal grandmother, date rape, Donald Trump, hepatitis, MMF threesomes, and Jesus.

FEEL! Apathy, probably.

Check …

Jonathan Coulton Nails It on Online Piracy

I’ve never heard any of Jonathan Coulton’s music, nor have I ever even seen a picture of him until I did a Google image search to find that picture up there (in which he kind of looks like a douche …

Up next: Uncle Tupelo!

Phew! Now that I’m finally done reviewing REM, I’m gonna take mercy on myself and do some artists with smaller discographies, starting with everyone’s favorite alt-country troubadours. To celebrate, please enjoy my faithful cover of Unkie’s “Looking For A Way …

My music

I’ve been known to toil in the pursuits of songwriting, playing instruments and GarageBand recording. If you dare, check out the results of my labor at my Bandcamp page.…